The gym is your only vice. Getting ripped is all you can think about, and now you're starting to notice that precious horsehoe in your triceps and the "golf ball" by your biceps. Now, the once-cozy flab around your midsection has dissipated and you're left with...muscle. Now you touch around your belly button and feel nothing but an unwelcoming, rocky abdomen.
But just as you've made your achievement, you've noticed that women are starting to look past your jacked frame to fawn over men who haven't seen the inside of a gym since elementary school.